Monday 1 November 2010

IF YOU COULD BOTTLE EXERCISE, IT WOULD BE THE BEST SELLING POTION AT YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY

I have something so amazing, I want to shout about it and let everybody know, I have something so special it should be on the endangered top ten protection list . If I said to you employ one of JORDANS Personal Trainers and we will help you do the following:

  1. we will motivate you
  2. we will inspire you
  3. we will give you will-power
  4. we will make you slimmer
  5. we will make you stronger
  6. we will give you more energy
  7. we will make your life better
  8. we will help you live longer
  9. we will help reduce depression
  10. we will give you more confidence
  11. we will make you happier
  12. we will give you your very own natural legal high
  13. we will make getting up in the morning enjoyable
  14. we will protect you against Osteoporosis
  15. we will help prevent back problems
  16. we will make you more mentally alert
  17. we will lower your blood pressure
  18. we will reduce your risk of developing numerous diseases
  19. we will make you enjoy having a treat at the weekend
  20. we will open your eyes to a whole new enjoyable world
  21. we will help you through the hard times
  22. we will educate you
  23. we will make exercise enjoyable for you
  24. we will be your training buddy 
  25. we will help you be the best you want to be

Firstly tell me how many pills you would need for all of those feelings? Even if there were any that exist for some of them. How much it would cost and what are the side effects of each pill?
So does Personal Training work? You tell me…….
Welcome to Jordans “Be Yourself At Your Best”


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